Clue for Q

by amitG 30. July 2008 23:43

“A dead man walking out from his funeral procession” this sensational news was getting wide media coverage.

The dead man stood in a queue, took a bus to Dadar and waited outside the lift of Sai Pride Apartments. It was funny to see people scared and running away from him. He was on TV, Radio and virtually everywhere, riding on people’s mind and topic of discussion in all talks.

He took lift, reached 8th floor, opened lock and rested on Bed.  He can see 27 years of his age passing by just like a typical Karan Johor film. It had everything happiness, sorrow, obstacles and a happy ending.

“Stand in a Queue” instructed Mr. Bose and kids as always obliged by forming a straight line. Mr. Bose was very enigmatic and energetic athletics teacher, he taught students a way to healthy life. He was in class 5th; empty stomach wasn’t helping him in physical exercises either. It’s not that he didn’t bring breakfast or lunch, he did but other children bullied him and always ate his homemade food.

Mr. Bose told them passionately “If there is no passion in your life, then have you really lived? Find your passion, whatever it may be. Become it, and let it become you and you will find great things happen FOR you, TO you and BECAUSE of you.”

A big frame duffer looking guy was constantly kicking him on his back; he could instantly connect with his athletics teacher’s saying and found a passion. He was a lean frame guy, he knew he won’t be able to kick big frame guy ever; but standing in a queue can be avoided. He has his own passion now “AVOID QUEUE”. Now, he hated standing in a line, forming a queue. This hatred also came from his being last one of triplets to touch the earth; at that time it was suffocating, he wanted to come out first but other two bullied him in.

Some of his friends told him “Master Ji never stands in a queue so once you get older, you can do things your way; no queue”

It brought him immense pleasure; he was closure to his passion and hopeful of getting rid of long serpentine queuing exercise.

He was getting older and life taught him, older he gets, more lines he has to fall in. Only difference was the motives behind the queue; previously it was to get in the school, now is to get in the bus to go to work. Wherever he goes, he could saw people forming a queue. He took a pledge; tomorrow no queue whatsoever.

Now the day of decision; he left from home, took staircase to avoid the lift queue and smile score was one. Now, he has to avoid the queue at bus stop; he tried taking auto or cab but road was full of vehicles queued up. He couldn’t walk to work as it was nearly 10 kms away; but he wasn’t the one, who goes down without putting up a fight. He removed all his cloths, removed a gutter cap and entered into it. He walked towards office but it was dark and smelly and after a while some strange smells forced him to come out of another open gutter; he was unconscious in no time and he died instantly besides the road.

A Gentleman standing in a nearby hair cut queue took him to hospital; he was declared dead on arrival. For getting their medical dues cleared, pretty nurse called up his family and gave them the bad news.

He could clearly remember being with Yamdoots and standing in a queue for people, who died unnaturally, outside the Heaven door. The air was so polluted, it smelled horrible. Road was full of potholes; which humans refer as black hole (Ozone layer depletion). I called God; he told me there is waiting period of 365 days for heaven so they have a special offer, whoever wants to go back shall be allowed. There was one condition; your corpse has to be there on earth in one piece.  I still remembered; I hated queue. I relented out of the queue; came down after forming a small queue. Fortunately there was long queue at Funeral House so I could find my corpse intact with my near and dear ones worried. My friendly Yamdoot taught me to be alive again and I walked out of my funeral procession.

If I have to join a queue even in heaven then why not to enjoy the life at earth and go to heaven without waiting period.

 

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Politicians & Elections: SEO Role

by amitG 30. July 2008 23:34
The article has been written to show how technological inputs specially Search Engine Optimization and Social Media Optimization are helping politicians to gain edge in winning over youths and internet savvy voters. Gujarat & Himachal Pradesh Elections have woken up one and all ranks in Indian Politics. Indian Politics is getting murkier and Narendra Modi, CM of Gujarat has proved once again that combining development with knowhow of people’s pulse, keeping updated with technology and doing homework pays in terms of seat and power. It's the 1st week of January and those of us in the India are already pretty tired of hearing about upcoming state assembly and Loksabha Election. We're tired of it already and it won't be truly over for another year and half. Do you know how hard it is to find an impartial result for searches like "India Development Plans?" Hopefully, a year is enough time for politicians across India to get their web campaigns together. Last week, I took a look at the online campaigns of BJP (NDA) and congress (UPA). Party / Candidates spent a lot of time, money and effort on their campaigns, only BJP appears to have started an online campaign. The Gujarat BJP candidates have a surprisingly good social media presence, a networking account and a YouTube channel for campaigns. While Gujarat congress does not have a searchable website and organization old website is the most atrocious thing I've ever laid eyes on.BJP online campaign has some social media know-how behind it. It's not all that fantastic, but competitors stand to lose a lot in the coming months if they don't step it up.

The most striking thing about this Gujarat's campaign is that more than 40 seating BJP MLAs were denied tickets that mean new faces were put to test. New faces were with clean image, IT savvy and had a standing in Youths. For anyone who's unsure what that means, candidates from the same party compete against each other in order to obtain their party's nomination. Once they have taken care of everyone from their own party, they get to compete against candidates from other parties.
This said, the SEO behind BJP campaign - both in terms of on-page optimization and overall strategy - is pretty impressive. When you search BJP Gujarat, first link shows up their own website then links featuring popular terms “Gujarat BJP didn’t played any role in Vadodara Art Row” , and “Gujarat development works” etc. They have completely wiped out “Gujarat Riots”, when you will search “Gujarat Riots & BJP”, search results speaks for BJP and his development agenda.The Gujarat BJP site is badly optimized, with no H1 or H2 tags, no Meta description and images used in place of text. It has a title tag, which is a giant victory over all of his competitors.How SEO can help prospective MLAs?Imagine ranking highly for queries such as "(area) (pressing local issue)." At best, the general public still only has a fleeting understanding of how search engines work; immediately, the candidate will earn a certain amount of trust and credibility when his or her site appears for searches like these, even if that trust isn't deserved. Another thing to keep in mind is that visibility is half the battle in smaller political races: unless people have decided to vote "down party lines", they will often simply vote for the person whose name they have seen in more television commercials, billboards and newspaper articles. Something about being visible seems to translate into being reputable, hence the reason why the person who raises the most money in USA presidential elections, often wins the race.

Controlling relevant SERPs is also an exercise in reputation management if you are running for a tech savvy constituency like Bangalore, Pune with higher internet access points. Local politics can be as mean and nasty as it is on the national scene: This year, I am quite certain that people will head to search engines to research political rumors. Again, it won't take much social media or SEO work to push a controlled message to the top of the search engines, but few parties and politicians like BJP, Narendra Modi are currently taking advantage of the easy public relations opportunity.

The awful job politicians are doing online upto yet surprise me. The Internet plays a far bigger role in our day-to-day lives than it did in 2004, even though most of us were quite well-attached to our computers back then. Politicians should realize the importance of search engines, social media and Internet marketing. While I wouldn't expect people outside of the technology world to inherently know these things, I would at least expect them to do a bit of research before the War begin. With the amount of money these people spend on their campaigns, it would be a shame to lose potential easily available gains with minimal efforts based upon SEO solutions.

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